metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

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bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

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virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

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sextnoise:

following back tons!
thatfunnyblog:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

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a-spider:

my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it

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spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

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haturade:

are you a donut without the u? because dont. 

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